YOU ROCK. You know you do.
You wanna be an idol, but your Mom won't let you out of the house. You don't need a band to expresss yourself, razor boy. You need some jing janglies to wear...idols to worship. You need tshirts. keychains and more junk like that. The earth isn't littered enough. You wanna contribute to the flotsam and jetsam to be jettisoned into the world's oceans.
It's tough out there. We all know tha it’s what you wear, not what you do that makes you cool.
……maybe you’re a corporate guy..but…
YOU WANT to be a cowboy, but you just don't have the right look. Well Tex, you don't need, a horse or any of that gear. No sir. What you need is a corporate identity. Stuff that says, "YEEHAW ! LET ME BRAND THAT KITTY FOR YA LITTLE LADY
We know that most corporate boys are psycho, but you’re different. You’re a regular Joe...
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