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    Don't be confused…
    Not Your Favorite Dan May
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    amaze your friends
    tie up the dog
    not for the fainthearted
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    design and animation
    Sometimes links to something you might need
    This "art" any of my art work or not. I am here.
    Sort of like a beggar, or panhandler
    that you know will be around the corner
    especially when you need a break from someone hassling you!
    I will be there.
    Asking…hey. d'ya need some designy stuff?
    huh do yuh...?

Buy or steal a Dan May original, then spread it around.

There are thousands and thousands of art sites out there, but don't be confused. This one is like a bad penny. Dan May's work will leave your fingers smelly. You may email your questions here if you like.



Behind this link is a parody on corporate sites. It is based on an un-named oil company started by an un-named family in an un-named part of the world in the 19th century.

lookee lookee
dan may digital free

Eat The Earth

Plenty of everything for all time.
No worries about resources, or species...just eat it all and begin the fuck fest.

click me please
dan may digital free

War Machine

Flaunt your pig faced militarism, baby.

let's see

Lots to see

For What It's Worth

Designing and illustrating tour merchandise, posters, tshirts…you name it… for John Lennon (Yoko Ono), Jimi Hendrix (posthumously), Eric Clapton, Robert Cray, Queen, The Stray Cats, Disney, Sony and Miramax Studios, ain't as easy as it looks. But I was lucky enough to do some of their work. Some titles that I did work for: Kill Bill I and II, The Lion King, and Beauty and the Beast.


Why are you on this site??
You accidentally clicked on something related to webMD trying to find information about why your toe fungus keeps recurring and you found me instead.
You were misdirected when you thought I was a musical artist from the deep south and you were wondering when my next gig might be. Sorry to disappoint you.
You are someone I have done business with in the past, or you are a friend of mine, or you went to school with me. So my question to you is: you know how much I need to eat, so why haven't you bought anything or asked me to do a flyer about your lost puppy?
  • Here are a number of posters called "nJoy"… They are probably not very njoyable to some.

    Doonla Watzit, inurface.com

  • I do not like the fact that my face has been used in this poster. I plan to sue.

    Andy Farqua, Pittsataqua, WV

  • This poster was supposed to be done for my band. It turned out I was the only one that liked it. I am now doing solo gigs in the NYTA tunnels below Crown Heights.

    Donny Scuto, Brooklyn, NY


:} Below are links to stuff for sale for the budget minded.
There may even be something you like...maybe.


wear idols

Paintings and posters

njoy series

posters to enjoy

Free Downloads

Old posters that you can download, along with stickers and the like




web work

Some screen shots and the like



film clips, cartoonies, references and others


digital monsters


true adventureland


digital landscapes

true adventureland

retro future

idolized future with superheroes, spies and the like from a mid-20th century standpoint

Buy it Up

Here are a few of Dan May's (that's me) latest works. Each piece uses a hodge podge of pop culural references, symbolism, and parody as a vehicle for visual stories. All prices exclude shipping, but are full of 'love.'.

Khalishiva: Game Of Power Pinball Philosophy Series: Dan May

$1500, 2 ft x 2 ft
Acrylic on canvas mounted to Board.

Bang On: Altar of Objectification Pinball Philosophy Series: Dan May

$1500, 2 ft x 2 ft
Acrylic on canvas mounted to Board.

Southern Select
Southern Select: stories of evolutionary ascension Pinball Philosophy Series: Dan May

D$2500, 2 ft x 4 ft
Acrylic on Board, unmounted.

Lust Crazed True Adventureland Pulp Novel Series

20 x 28 inches, $250.00 Acrylic on canvas, unmounted

Feel Food Fool Typographical exercises in futility: Dan May

$2000, approximately, 5.5 ft x 7 ft
Mixed media on Board. Photo is cropped.

S'Matter True Adventurelands in Pulp Series; Dan May

$350, 28 inches x 4 ft
Acrylic on canvas: unframed.

Southern Select
Pfaap True Adventureland Pulp Novel Series: Dan May

D$75, 8x 10 inches
Acrylic on Canvas, unmounted.

Pure Exotica True Adventureland Pulp Novel Series

20 x 28 inches, $250.00 Acrylic on canvas, unmounted

Contact ?

Have you had an alien encounter and want to talk about it?
Has your family suddenly gone all tea bagger (or tea partier…do they really like to do tea parties?) and
you can't talk it any longer? Then I guess I'd like to hear about that.

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Whenever you are in town drop by galleries that carry my work, that way you can consider yourself an art patron like the Medici's except you may not own a bank, but that makes you okay in my book.

OK? rhoncus risus.

my place notown USA
+ 308.865.8055
send me something why don't you?
Get in touch with Hugh Downs…like he used to say on 20/20. I promise not to sell you out.