Lots to see

For What It's Worth

Buy or steal a Dan May original here, then spread it around, dupe it, trade it for cupcakes,

and then maybe amaze and delight your friends.

There are thousands and thousands of art sites out there with people called Dan May, but don't be confused. This one is the oooooooooold one. The one that Dan May uses to shamefully try to impress the uninitiated to sell his pathetic wares.

It looks and smells like a bad penny. The work you find here may even leave your fingers green.

Designing and illustrating tour merchandise, posters, tshirts…you name it… for John Lennon (Yoko Ono), Jimi Hendrix (posthumously), Eric Clapton, Robert Cray, Queen, The Stray Cats, Disney, Sony and Miramax Studios are just a small sampling of the work you will find. Other commissions: Kill Bill I and II, The Lion King, and Beauty and the Beast show up to line the pockets of the fat cats on other sites...but why not own an original?



Behind this link is a parody on corporate sites. It is based on an un-named oil company started by an un-named family in an un-named part of the world in the 19th century.

lookee lookee
dan may digital free
Eat The Earth

Plenty of everything for all time.
No worries about resources, or species...just eat it all and begin the fuck fest.

click me please
dan may digital free
War Machine

Flaunt your pig faced militarism, baby.

let's see
Why are you on this site??
You accidentally clicked on something related to webMD trying to find information about why your toe fungus keeps recurring and you found me instead.
You were misdirected when you thought I was a musical artist from the deep south and you were wondering when my next gig might be. Sorry to disappoint you.
You are someone I have done business with in the past, or you are a friend of mine, or you went to school with me. So my question to you is: you know how much I need to eat, so why haven't you bought anything or asked me to do a flyer about your lost puppy?
  • Here you'll find a number of posters called "nJoy"… They are probably not very enjoyable to most people.

    Doonla Watzit, inurface.com

  • I do not like the fact that my face has been used in this poster. I plan to sue.

    Andy Farqua, Pittsataqua, WV

  • This poster was supposed to be done for my band. It turned out I was the only one that liked it. I am now doing solo gigs in the NYTA tunnels below Crown Heights.

    Donny Scuto, Brooklyn, NY

Licensed Merchandise

Below is a small sampling of work which Dan May had done for entertainment folks. Much of the work displayed some might justifiably say, "Who is that?" or " I thought they were dead , or at least chronically ill, abandoned on an ice flow, or are currently on life support?" Well, thanks for looking anyway , junior.

  • Cream reunion

    Illustration / Type design/ front and back
  • Cream Reunion 2005

    Illustration and design
  • Queen COncept

    Tour design front and back / Ilustration
  • Brian Setzer

    Tour design front tee/Illustration and Type design
  • Jimi Hendrix

    Tour design front tee/Illustration and Type design
  • Eric Clapton

    Front Tee design/ Tour Merch
  • JImI Hendrix/Zion ROotswear

    front tee merchandise
  • Eric Clapton

    TOur and Hot Topic Tee Front
  • JImI Hendrix/Zion ROotswear

    front tee merchandise
  • Mind GaMes/JOhn Lennon

    Illustration/ Type design
  • JOhn Lennon Revolution

    Illustration and Type design/Tee Front
  • JImI Hendrix Rings

    Illustration and Type design-front tee merchandise-SBS Digital design Mag
  • Non Stop

    Illustration and Type design/Tee Front

    Illustration/ Type design
  • KIll BIll

  • JOhn Lennon Imagine

    Illustration and Type design/Tee Front
  • JOhn Lennon Peace

    Illustration and Type design/Tee Front
  • Cream Reunion Tour 2005

  • Feeding the Masses

    Illustration and Type design/ C D cover and back
  • Eric Clapton

    Tour Merchandise
  • Kill Bill I

    Promotional/ Illustration and Type design
More Stuff to see?

:} Below are links to stuff for sale for the budget minded, or that used to be on other clients sites that I did.
There may even be something you like...maybe.

wear idols

wear idols

Paintings and posters


njoy series

posters to enjoy


Free Downloads

random selections




old merch

Old Merchandise

Some screen shots and the like



film clips, cartoonies, references and others


digital monsters

coming soon

true adventureland


digital landscapes

true adventureland

retro future

idolized future with superheroes, spies and the like from a mid-20th century standpoint

Buy it Up

Here are a few of Dan May's (that's me) latest works. Each piece uses a hodge podge of pop culural references, symbolism, and parody as a vehicle for visual stories. All prices exclude shipping, but are full of 'love.'.

Khalishiva: Game Of Power Pinball Philosophy Series: Dan May

$1500, 2 ft x 2 ft
Acrylic on canvas mounted to Board.

Bang On
Bang On: Altar of Objectification Pinball Philosophy Series: Dan May

$1500, 2 ft x 2 ft
Acrylic on canvas mounted to Board.

Southern Select
Southern Select: stories of evolutionary ascension Pinball Philosophy Series: Dan May

D$2500, 2 ft x 4 ft
Acrylic on Board, unmounted.

Lust Crazed
Pure Exotica True Adventureland Pulp Novel Series

20 x 28 inches, $250.00 Acrylic on canvas, unmounted

Feel Food Fool Typographical exercises in futility: Dan May

$2000, approximately, 5.5 ft x 7 ft
Mixed media on Board.

Woman Universal musing on Sexual Identity: Dan May

$350, 28 inches x 4 ft
Acrylic on canvas: unframed.

Southern Select
Pfaap True Adventureland Pulp Novel Series: Dan May

D$75, 8x 10 inches
Acrylic on Canvas, unmounted.

Lust Crazed
Lust Crazed True Adventureland Pulp Novel Series

20 x 28 inches, $250.00 Acrylic on canvas, unmounted

Contact ?

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